Saturday, July 28, 2012

Les Chic, Les Chien (Week Five)

Each week, I review one hundred looks, half of which induce the phonetic uh-mey-zing and half of which induce more violent vomit than the night Jake chose Vienna. With this series (translation: the cool, the rotten), you will ascertain, via my eyes, why an ensemble should spend an evening as your apparel or why an ensemble should spend an evening inside a nondescript box whose ultimate destination is the Salvation Army.

Jessica Alba will always hold a special place in my heart. The girl can do no wrong. She looks hot in sweat pants for christ sake. I seriously have to admit that she may be the best dressed in Hollywood. I adore her navy blue blazer which goes perfectly with her navy, pink and yellow striped skirt. Her white tank top underneath is the perfect hue, adding a crisp and fresh taste. She accompanies the put together look with blue wedges, a yellow handbag and sassy high ponytail. LOVE. LOVE. LOVE. 

I have always admired Selena Gomez for the courage and strength it has taken her to continue to be a young, modest celebrity. She has always been very appropriate and put together but also never afraid to have fun and be spunky. This personal choice in fashion has me stumped though. I realize it is the "cool" thing now to wear the low cut side shirts and expose a bandeau or bra. But, for some reason this particular outfit steers me in the wrong direction. While her bra is adorbs and I seriously want it, I can't help but think she has been dropped in a southern, hick town and tossed in a pig pen. This look has hot mess written all over it. 

Friday, July 27, 2012

This Deserves Gold

You can always count on Ralph Lauren to design the best ensembles. While roaming around for Olympic fashion, I kept running into the typical t-shirt and sweat pants. But, I wanted something a bit more chic and exciting. Luckily, I came across the fabulous Ralph Lauren USA 2012 Summer Olympic apparel and thought I would give you a preview of my favorites so that you can score that lucky gold while you attend the Olympic watch parties. 

Snatch this Ralph Lauren USA London 2012 Custom Fit Mesh Polo in Navy Blue while adding some crisp white shorts and a cool belt. Don't forget to pop the collar for that preppy, pretty boy vibe. 

Be the show stopping girl that everyone knows you are and purchase this Ralph Lauren USA Women's Vintage Tank Dress in white. This frock provides the perfect length while it also shows off your sexy curves. Add navy blue or red wedges to complete the look. 

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Remember Me

This week, news broke that Kristen Stewart (total slore) cheated on longtime boyfriend and hunky "Twilight" co-star, Robert Pattinson, with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders. While the news is seriously disturbing and shocking, I seriously had an unexpected moment of happiness (could Robert possibly be single!). While I try not to be quick to analyze, I always wondered what he liked so much about her. Through conversations with friends, she dresses like a homeless girl and always looked angry and unhappy. While I cannot judge the situation because we obvi are only getting details from the media, I wish everyone involved happiness and peace in their lives. Oh and Rob, call me!

Sexy vamp, Robert, looks mysterious and golden in this leather jacket, button up shirt and black jeans. His gorgeous brown eyes provide us a sense of love and fear. As Bella Swan said in chapter one of "Twilight," "I'd noticed that his eyes were black - coal black." 

Looking flirtatious and peppy, Pattinson takes a stroll in the city wearing a button up (per usual), gray t-shirt, and jeans. His goddess looking hair, backpack and coffee in hand add that extra bad boy, vintage look. 

Sorry K-Stew, but Robbie most likely won't be staring at you like this anymore while sporting that yummy body. Hope one of us sweet, sassy, spicy, sexy single ladies gets the chance to view this in person. Feel free to show us more, Rob! 

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Immaculate And Unsuitable

At the 2012 Teen Choice Awards, held at Gibson Amphitheatre in Los Angeles, California, I had the pleasure of viewing all of the fashion hits and misses. While I typically take award shows very seriously, I had trouble taking this years Teen Choice serious. I cannot decide if it was because it included so many young kids or that I am accustomed to the usual bad fashion. Luckily, I decided on a best and worst and am excited to show you. Check it out below. 

Sexy mama, Kat Graham looked beyond words PERFECT in this bright patterned, peach Mara Hoffman mini while accompanying it with bold blue and purple Gio Diev heels and a neutral clutch. I appreciate how appropriate and different this look was. Love it!

While Hanna Martin is my favorite character and the one I relate to most on Pretty Little Liars, Ashley Benson really took on a fashion fail. I cannot understand how such a beautiful girl would want to dress so terrible. The lace corset and baggy pants are a definite N-O! Love the hair and black nails but couldn't we have done something a little more fun and less well, tacky.

Southern Charm

This evening, Bachelorette, Emily Maynard chose the love of her life and best friend on the Bachelorette: Final Rose. While she had a difficult time letting go of one of the final two men, deep down, she knew she made the right decision. You could tell from watching, Emily was ready to turn the page in her story book of love and embark upon a new journey. Below are some of Emily's cutest looks (with her adorbs daughter of course). After going through all she has gone through pre Bachelor and Bachelorette, she deserves nothing but the world. We wish Emily happiness with her new little family. 

At her daughter Ricki's glam camp themed birthday party, Emily shines in a fab white mini dress and detailed, beaded belt. 

Out and about, Ems looks super spirited and radiant in a gray and turquoise dress. She added a simple gold necklace, fun bracelets and small, tan clutch to complete the ensemble. 

Running errands with her daughter, Miss Maynard rocks the boho, chic, summer vibe in a striped gray and white maxi dress detailed with a spunky scarf and matching headband.