Les Chic, Les Chien (Week Two)

Each week, I review one hundred looks, half of which induce the phonetic uh-mey-zing and half of which induce more violent vomit than the night Jake chose Vienna. With this series (translation: the cool, the rotten), you will ascertain, via my eyes, why an ensemble should spend an evening as your apparel or why an ensemble should spend an evening inside a nondescript box whose ultimate destination is the Salvation Army.

Who doesn't love a little George Clooney! I mean really, the man is like Benjamin Button. As he ages, he gets hotter. I am a sucker for a guy anywhere near the water. I love the sun and surf style. George goes full beach babe as he works a blue linen shirt and matching blue shorts together while accompanying the look with super fab aviator sunnies. Pass me a delicious Sex On The Beach and this stud and lets get going.

While most (if not all) of us are very aware of what Demi Lovato has encountered in her life the past year and the struggles she has gone through, this outfit seriously makes me worry for her. When you are depressed or feel bad about yourself, you don't care about anything else. This ensemble has disaster and self doubt written all over it. Demi, please do not ever wear this bizarre top, umbrella styled skirt, or ugly bone inspired white necklace again. If you need help, you have asked for it before, ask again.

Beach Bound

As I pack for my destination this evening, I seriously consider what to pack into my suitcase. I'll be gone for only a few days, yet it still seems like a nightmare and potentially a bigger one than usual. Possibly because I am using a slightly smaller (who are we kidding, MUCH smaller) suitcase and I feel the need to have more options just in case I am in dire need of some back up assistance. Like I mentioned in a previous post "'Cause Baby You're A Firework", my fashion is like an ever lasting mood right, constantly changing. A girl needs options, hello! While I finish what seems like an impossible and unsolved mystery on how to fit everything I practically own into a tiny piece of luggage, I leave you with these outstanding summer vacation must haves.

Get this bright Poplin Fedora ($58) and pair it with the adorable swimsuit and sandals below.

This detailed Jersey Lomellina Flutter Bandeau Tank swimsuit ($118) is the perfect hue for the beach or pool.

Per usual, the fab Sam Edelman, designed these 'Gwyneth' Sandals ($80) that are perfect for vacation or fun in the sun.

Carry this totes adorbs 'Daycation Harmony' shoulder bag ($198) around the waves. Don't forget to pack sunscreen and a towel.

Snatch this bold patterned One Shoulder Dress ($20) to rock after a day in the sunshine. Dress it up with cute wedges or go casual in simple sandals. 

Killer Queen

You first heard of her when she was kissing a girl (and liked it!) while a few years later she was sippin' gin and juice layin' underneath the palm trees. Now, quirky pop princess Katy Perry is starring in her very own; Katy Perry: Part of Me 3D. The movie is a look at the "real" Katy, while she showcases how she dealt with all the personal bumps in the road during her 2011 California Dreams excursion. Below is a look at some of her yummy costume changes while on tour. 

Looking like a teenage dream, KP wears this fun cupcake themed costume and signature blue wig.

Fine, fresh, fierce. The Santa Barbara native dazzles in sparkly peppermint fashion with her one of a kind peppermint inspired microphone.

Crazy Katy looks super sweet and tasty in this exclusive candy land baby doll dress. 

Jaw dropping, eye popping, head turning, body shocking. Perry looks radiant and sassy rocking the animated peacock ensemble.