Les Chic, Les Chien (Week Three)

Each week, I review one hundred looks, half of which induce the phonetic uh-mey-zing and half of which induce more violent vomit than the night Jake chose Vienna. With this series (translation: the cool, the rotten), you will ascertain, via my eyes, why an ensemble should spend an evening as your apparel or why an ensemble should spend an evening inside a nondescript box whose ultimate destination is the Salvation Army.

Something about Channing Tatum screams delicious, enticing, and scrumptious. I can't even begin to explain the perfection he flaunts. Who doesn't love a man in a crisp, black dress shirt with simple gray slacks and black belt. Don't forget to admire those stunning looks; the eyes, the hair, the muscles... ;) YUM! Good work, Channing! 

Mother eff! Really Annie! I hate to toss you under the bus right now, but I'm seriously confused with your current ensemble. Please do all of us a favor and grow your hair back out. In the mean time, toss that hideous looking dress. It looks like my little cousin puked her spaghetti up all over you. So not ideal.

We Have A Winner

Lately it seems like athletes, celebrities and politicians are having a difficult time composing fab fash. While I try to understand why, I also try to comprehend how they believe it is even close to appropriate to take a step out the front door. I'm sure it seems like I constantly rant about how awful an ensemble is and I must admit I have run across some pretty terrible ones; plenty of people left me disappointed at the 2012 ESPY Awards in Los Angeles this week. But, I must admit I was shockingly impressed with a few and I came up with my best dressed (who also presented together - how perfect!). Check it out!

Jessica Biel and Tim Tebow strut on stage to present Breakout Athlete of the Year. Jessica owns the word perfection in this gorgeous white mini. She added the absolute pop of bright and bold nude and neon heels (which I seriously want), while gentleman Tim looked better than ever in a gray suit and lavender (perfect hue) tie. Take note, this is how it should be done!

Keeping Up With Penelope

For the past week, I have anxiously been awaiting the arrival of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick's new bundle of joy (while I am sure most Kardash fanatics have been). As an aspiring Kardashian ( just joking... Not really, who are we kidding, I am obsessed!) I'm absolutely thrilled to announce that they have welcomed daughter Penelope Scotland Disick to the world this evening. While I am over the moon for the gorgeous couple and precious son Mason, I present some of the most darling fashions worn by Kourt and Scott. 

Looking sophisticated and sweet, Kourtney shines in this printed dress while mixing it with big, bold earrings and bright red lips while Scott looks immaculate in a simple, very put together suit and fab hair.

Adoring the fact that the couple can both flaunt leopard and look so perfect, I am seriously captivated by Kourt's shorts and Scott's loafers. Can this look get any more perfect! Meow!

I am loving Scott's dapper suit and matching cane while I definitely want Kourtney's adorbs black dress, tights and leopard heels for myself. Can we already agree that they are the best dressed couple in Hollywood!

Keep Makin' Me Ill (Week Five)

I have what the unenlightened would deride as a compulsion, fetish, infatuation, or obsession, yet I value as a virus every male and female should contract, Seriously Irresistible Shoes Syndrome. I need clothes (how many consecutive afternoons can one wear Lauren Conrad leggings? Love you LC), however when I even glimpse espadrilles, flats, sandals, stilettos, or wedges; necessities be damned! My eyes shimmer, my heart flutters, and within two hours, I’m reorganizing my closet because last week’s pair has new neighbors.

 If it weren't for my street smarts and good parents, I would be in serious debt. These Betsey Johnson 'Busta' Sandals ($90) are the reason why so many college girls are in trouble. Like how gorge are these? Work them with a neutral colored top and some pastel skinny jeans.

 

These sassy Sam Edelman 'Jorgia' Sandals ($155) are beyond words perfect. Honestly, I need these. What girl doesn't love a little leopard in their wardrobe! Mix these with skinny jeans and solid black top. 

Brian Atwood 'Francoise' Pumps ($395) are not only perfectly bedazzled, they are perfect for just about anything. Pair these with jeans, leggings, dresses or skirts and walk around like malibu barbie.

The unique and printed Diane Von Furstenberg 'Opal' Wedge Sandals ($298) are so adorable and sweet, I could totally rock these with a cute pair of jeans, a tank top and blazer. I seriously adore DVF and now even more because of these chic and pecious wedges.

Steve Madden does it again with these floral and tribal inspired 'Winonna' Wedge Sandals ($50). Snatch these limited shoes before it is too late and work them in with a solid dress or leggings and oversized shirt while adding fun jewelry.