Very Sexy Sneak Peek

It's that time of year again - The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show! From bright colors to oversized wings and the $2.5 million jeweled Floral Fantasy Bra (modeled by Alessandra Ambrosio below,) the gorgeous angels strutted the catwalk tonight in New York City. I managed to find a few photos that will inspire all of you before the holidays while also getting you in the spirit to spice things up in the bedroom with your love. Don't forget to catch the show December 4 on CBS.

Adriana Lima

Miranda Kerr

Alessandra Ambrosio

Constance Jablonski

Magdalena Frackowiak

Candice Swanepoel

Barbara Fialho

Cara Delevingne

Les Chic, Les Chien (Week Eleven)

Each week, I review one hundred looks, half of which induce the phonetic uh-mey-zing and half of which induce more violent vomit than the night Jake chose Vienna. With this series (translation: the cool, the rotten), you will ascertain, via my eyes, why an ensemble should spend an evening as your apparel or why an ensemble should spend an evening inside a nondescript box whose ultimate destination is the Salvation Army.

Seriously. Miranda Kerr is too perfect for words. If I could be anyone, I think she would be a possible candidate. She is gorgeous, has a exotic looking face and seriously knows what the hell she is doing when it comes to fashion. Don't let this Victoria's Secret model fool you with that steamy lingerie. Miranda is one of the classiest women in the limelight in my opinion. She always looks chic, and put together. I absolutely ADORE her gorgeous, conservative, floral frock. She rocks simple jewelry, red lips and models the most luscious locks. I die for her.  

Seriously with all of the Kimye crap. I am honestly beyond words ANNOYED. Puh-lease. You all know how much I admire Kim and while I was never much a fan of Kanye (especially after the Taylor Swift incident), I am actually starting to grow on his swag. But, can we be open and talk about how terrifying both of these ensembles are. Lets be real for a minute. Kanye became famous because he is a talented music artist, right? Okay so when did "fashion designer" fall in the same category as "music, rap, singer etc." Good grief! He should have no say in Kim's wardrobe because if you focus on his, its crap. He needs to stick to his music and she needs to STOP taking his advice. Seriously, when your boyfriend is wearing more jewelry than you, you gotta problem. 

Les Chic, Les Chien (Week Four)

Each week, I review one hundred looks, half of which induce the phonetic uh-mey-zing and half of which induce more violent vomit than the night Jake chose Vienna. With this series (translation: the cool, the rotten), you will ascertain, via my eyes, why an ensemble should spend an evening as your apparel or why an ensemble should spend an evening inside a nondescript box whose ultimate destination is the Salvation Army.

I honestly could not decide which photo I liked best of Miranda Kerr this week. So, I made it simple and chose to feature both. While I absolutely adore the Victoria's Secret model, she looked super amazing in a flowy striped tee and jeans. Her gorgeous pink lipstick made that smile of hers even more charming and Miranda knew how to complete the look with those sassy sunnies. Earlier in the week, she dazzled in the yummy red-hot dress and bright heels. She paired a casual bun (she totes knows how to perfect one), her sunnies and shoulder bag with the ensemble. Both days, the perfect model mama had her best accessory, son Flynn, with her. 

While I have never been a fan of Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett, (her obnoxious personality and terrible taste in fashion pushed me over the edge) I really am NOT a fan of her now. I appreciate running errands in sweats or workout gear (for convenience only) but are her boobs seriously so large that a sports bra won't support her? Either it is time to honestly consider a breast reduction (she needs to be more proportioned in size anyway) or acknowledge the must to stock up on several more bras. Honey, you need some MAJ support. Lean on sexy, Miranda Kerr to assist you in some advice on how to rock a classic summer bun. The obvious states: Victoria's Secret always wins over Playboy.

Biker Babes

Toughen up and loosen up! Quilted biker jackets, the perfect intersection of fierce and freedom, are an electric statement piece easily assimilated into anyone's rotation. Pair one with a spring dress and harmonize your aggressive and angelic streaks or score a more relaxed look with jeans or leggings. Below are four chicks who show us leather's place is so beyond just the back of a Harley!

Kimmie looks smokin hot as she pairs a white top and black leggings with her biker jacket. She polishes the provocative ensemble with a black scarf, black knee high boots, an exquisite quilted shoulder bag, and super fab aviator sunnies.

Rachel Bilson sets the example for marrying a biker jacket with a sweet, spring dress. Buttoned up on a chilly evening, the Hart of Dixie star completes her outfit with a black evening clutch.

Kate Bosworth vibes biker boho chic with a gray sweater, black skirt and small shoulder bag. Her splendid sunnies and tribal inspired earrings make this ensemble all and more.

 Miranda Kerr shows us accenting a biker jacket can be as effortless as admiring her husband Orlando Bloom, as she compliments her coat with a striped top, light olive pants, black booties, and a tote bag.

Become a motorcycle monarch with these magnificent jackets.

Get this bold, chic, rockin Belstaff Wirral Quilted Biker Jacket at Harvey Nichols for $325. 

For the sassiest biker affect of all, grab this colorful Burberry Brit Hooded Quilt Jacket at Nordstrom for $595, available in Dark Peacock (above) or Sapphire Blue.