Monday, November 21, 2011

How Taylor & Kelly Sparkled While Katy & Christina Looked Obnoxious


Taylor Swift is definitely the All-American girl you hope your daughter grows up to be and your son marries. She looked enchanting in Reem Acra. The earrings added a perfect pop of color while the bracelet simplified the ensemble.
Kelly Clarkson owned her curves while fighting off her critics in this lucious, sparkly red dress. The Mr. Know It All Singer completed her classy and elegant presence with stunning earrings and hair.
Hillary Scott looked adorable in Rani Zakhem, joined by bandmates Charles Kelley and Dave Haywood.

Matthew Morrison looked charming and confident in his open collar all black ensemble. Now I understand why all the girls were updating their twitter with the hash tag Mr. Schuster.


Lately, Katy Perry has disgusted me with her most recent "style." I am shocked as to what happened to our California Girl. I might pretend to understand her current Japaneese obsession, but this Vivienne Westwood dress looks like a compilation of Old Newspapers all of whose headlines read "With that pink hair, you look like monster." Bring back our Cali girl.

Christina Aguilera wore Herve Leger which would have been appropriate if she were performing Come On Over and not Moves Like Jagger. Does X-Tina not have an assistant, a friend, a stylist, or someone randomly reading US Weekly as she passes who will tell her she should dress for her own size instead of attempting to resemble a stuffed sausage?

While they are typically the most adorable couple not on the top of a wedding cake, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez wore ensembles that shouldn't be forced on a couple even at their joint funeral. Selena's Giorgio Armani dress looked like dorm room curtains made out of used Jiffy Pop bags and The Biebs wore a two sizes to big tuxedo which Po is scheduled to wear in the upcoming Kung Fu Panda 3: From Wokano With Love.

As bizarre as Kimberly Perry's Bottega Veneta burgundy dress appeared against the black and white funeral background as her band performed If I Die Young, her hair was worse. Who clicked like next to the idea that you can hop out of bed, shower, throw some moose into your hair, scrunch it, and then appear in public?

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