Each week, I review one hundred looks, half of which induce the phonetic uh-mey-zing and half of which induce more violent vomit than the night Jake chose Vienna. With this series (translation: the cool, the rotten), you will ascertain, via my eyes, why an ensemble should spend an evening as your apparel or why an ensemble should spend an evening inside a nondescript box whose ultimate destination is the Salvation Army.
Seriously, Kate Middleton is so flawless. She defines the world beautiful. Just about six months after giving birth, she rocks a gorgeous white gown with lucid jewelry, simple, black clutch and her handsome Prince. Seriously, it just couldn't get much better than this. Perfection at its finest. Well done!
Robin Thicke, after your stupid 'Blurred Lines' video that ended up being banned from YouTube and now this grungy, homeless look, you make me realize the real truth... Blurred Vision. You are an adult, you are a parent and you are not a sixteen year old Justin Bieber. Therefore, dress and act your age. You are welcome in advance.
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