Keep Makin' Me Ill (Week Ten)

I have what the unenlightened would deride as a compulsion, fetish, infatuation, or obsession, yet I value as a virus every male and female should contract, Seriously Irresistible Shoes Syndrome. I need clothes (how many consecutive afternoons can one wear Lauren Conrad leggings? Love you LC), however when I even glimpse espadrilles, flats, sandals, stilettos, or wedges; necessities be damned! My eyes shimmer, my heart flutters, and within two hours, I’m reorganizing my closet because last week’s pair has new neighbors.

These seductive Michael Kors Platform Pumps ($175) will vamp up your classy black pencil skirt and blouse to brush off that perfect amount of sexy yet strong look. 

I love these Kate Spade New York Pointed Toe Pumps ($298) that would easily go great with a LBD or blouse and pencil skirt. 

Totally swear that I am obsessed with wedges and not afraid to admit it. I NEED these Ralph Lauren Dawn High Heel Wedges ($109) in my closet pronto!

                                                

DVF knows just what she is doing when designing the latest fashion must-haves. Grab a pair of these sophisticated Diane von Furstenberg Camilla Zipper Booties ($325) and make them your fall staple.

Adore these Boutique 9 Platform Pumps ($150), which are essential for any ensemble that requires a little sparkle. Lets be honest, what outfit doesn't require a little sparkle anyway! 

This Deserves Gold

You can always count on Ralph Lauren to design the best ensembles. While roaming around for Olympic fashion, I kept running into the typical t-shirt and sweat pants. But, I wanted something a bit more chic and exciting. Luckily, I came across the fabulous Ralph Lauren USA 2012 Summer Olympic apparel and thought I would give you a preview of my favorites so that you can score that lucky gold while you attend the Olympic watch parties. 

Snatch this Ralph Lauren USA London 2012 Custom Fit Mesh Polo in Navy Blue while adding some crisp white shorts and a cool belt. Don't forget to pop the collar for that preppy, pretty boy vibe. 

Be the show stopping girl that everyone knows you are and purchase this Ralph Lauren USA Women's Vintage Tank Dress in white. This frock provides the perfect length while it also shows off your sexy curves. Add navy blue or red wedges to complete the look. 

Nightmare At The Museum

The 65^th Met Ball transpired this evening and while a minuscule portion ensured this event was as advertised, Fashion’s Night of Nights, the vast majority of luminaries essentially served as extras within Anna Wintour’s directorial debut, Night of the Lavishly Damned. Below are my Best and Worst Dressed and frankly, restraining myself with only a trio of the latter was a serious accomplishment.

BEST DRESSED

Camilla Belle, whom I seriously adore and I've been told I resemble (not bragging), exudes seductive resplendence in this Ralph Lauren roaring twenties inspired beaded silver gown. The Open Road star's mysterious eyes and lips further evoke an explicit question: How is she perpetually perfect? 

Ashley Greene and Donna Karan's spectacular courtship continued as the 1996 CFDA Womenswear Designer of the Year bequeathed the Americana actress this phenomenal frock. The design exquisitely encapsulates Ashley's stated style, classic with a modern twist.

Jessica Biel, whose playful and pleasant personality I enjoyed upon meeting her inside the Beverly Hills Hotel, owned this simple, yet striking Prada. The gown's glow almost exceeded the future Mrs. Justin Timberlake's sixteen and one half carat engagement ring.

WORST DRESSED

Mary-Kate Olsen, I have seriously loved you and your sister since Full House and I'm Talking How The West Was Fun and Winning London, but seriously what the Future Charlie's Angel were you thinking? The Dual Star Co-President appears thirty years north of aged and thirty pounds south of frail in this The Row, which is MKO's label, gown. I'm seriously reconsidering every compliment I ever extended her.

Florence Welch, you are a Grammy nominated and MTV Video Music Award winning musician, but you require a stylist (call me!). This Alexander McQueen catastrophe, and I'm using a charitable adjective, could whimsically clothe Lady Gaga as she performs Edge of Glory. However, this Christmas Tree is NOT acceptable Met Ball attire.

Gwyneth Paltrow, wearing the exact label Jessica Biel enhanced, appears as if Moses not only consumed every ounce of her hot water (yes, she showers with her children), he also monopolized every moment she could and should have spent before a mirror. This Prada abomination commences with inappropriate side boob and concludes with saddle bags sufficiently large for holding Apple (her daughter, not the snack).

Simple In Stripes

Covet basic and breezy attire which whispers with the enchanting splendor of a Nicholas Sparks novel, select a casual, yet cosmopolitan striped dress. Check out this trio whose ensembles are strokes of simplistic genius.

Zoe Saldana savors an afternoon of shopping in this darling blue and red striped dress, which The Woods star accents with a tan belt to enhance her waist, tan sandals, and a crossbody bag.

Nicky Hilton melds edgy and trendy in this fab yellow and black mini, which she mingles with black tights, ankle boots, and a shoulder bag. Paris' designer sis completes the look with black sunnies and a knit hat.

With summer as her style soundtrack, Kim Kardashian is simple and sweet in this black and white striped maxi dress. The US Weekly cover girl's accessories are equally effortless, simple jewelry, a black tote, black sandals, and sunnies.

Choose your own adorable striped dress.

This straightforward Lauren by Ralph Lauren Belted Stripe Knit Sheath Dress (Plus) is available at Nordstrom for $129. Blend it with some funky and sassy bracelets.

The bubblegum colored Kate Spade New York 'Silverscreen' Striped Bow Front Dress is $388 at Nordstrom. Add a classic pair of white wedges and simple diamond earrings to perfect the look.

This feminine Mimi Chica Off-Shoulder Flutter Sleeve Striped Dress (Juniors) is sold at Nordstrom for $42. Pair some cute sandals (like Zoe Saldana, above) to compliment this flirty piece.

Chunky Knits

You can bundle up in these sweater-style pieces for a look that is soft, comfy and sweet. Just in time for those windy winter days, find your favorite chunky knit to keep you toasty and cozy. Try for the Roxy Cozy Down Sweater for $60 or my personal favorite, the Ralph Lauren Shawl Hand-Knit Cardigan for $598.

You can find chunky knits in scarves, neck warmers, gloves and hats too.

Look for an adorable and affordable Open Knit Neck Warmer at Forever 21 for $13.

The perfect knit hat for the holiday season is found at Nordstrom, the Collection XIIX Embellished Beret for $28.