Les Chic, Les Chien (Week Seven)

Each week, I review one hundred looks, half of which induce the phonetic uh-mey-zing and half of which induce more violent vomit than the night Jake chose Vienna. With this series (translation: the cool, the rotten), you will ascertain, via my eyes, why an ensemble should spend an evening as your apparel or why an ensemble should spend an evening inside a nondescript box whose ultimate destination is the Salvation Army.

All I can think of when I see Cameron Diaz rock this supreme ensemble is Eddie Money's "Take Me Home Tonight." I swear I am straight. But seriously, look how amazing she looks. Not only does she have one of the best bodies in Hollywood, she will be 40 on August 30 (yeah, I know! Unreal.) I love the bright and simple red orange top she sports while supplying a touch of spunk with her printed skirt. She accompanies the luxurious look with a striking yellow shoulder bag, hoop earrings and a modern bun. As Cameron's character in What Happens In Vegas replies to in response to Jack Fuller's "How hard can it be?" Joy McNally replies "I know how hard it isn't." This is exactly what her outfit speaks. Way to go Diaz!

Our sweet Pretty Little Liar star, Ashley Benson, has seriously been a disappointment these days. She got worst dressed in my "Immaculate and Unsuitable" Teen Choice Award post, and she totally gets this weeks "les chien" look. I don't favor her flat bill sports hat that she mingles with her rock 'n' roll top, skinny jeans and Tom shoes. It totally throws me off and whoever honestly thought it was okay to mix sports and rock 'n' roll was seriously disturbed. I think she should consider taking some advice from her Pretty Little Liars character Hanna Martin, because honestly, she really needs it. I can only imagine what Hanna would have to say about this. Ew!

They Just Have The Glow

What To Expect When Your Expecting, an eclectic and whimsical adaptation of Heidi Murkoff’s “Bible of American Pregnancy,” premieres Friday. Below are the film’s five fabulous actresses, each of who’s apparel is as compelling as the performance they will hopefully deliver this weekend.

Cameron Diaz, one of my personal favorites as well as this month's In Style cover icon, emanates the exuberance of a Charms Blow Pop and a plush Minnie Mouse in this sprightly white blouse, army green jacket, and cropped jeans. America's most beloved bad teacher earns an extra ounce of acclaim courtesy her adorbs sunnies and side bob. Love <3

Jennifer Lopez sets the standard for scrumptious and seductive in this pink popped white mini which exquisitely accentuates a pair of incomparable cage heels which my boyfriend should purchase for me NOW.

Elizabeth Banks, with whom I'm recently and seriously OBSESSED, superbly couples boho and tribal in this completely fun sweater, striped shirt, vanilla infused bag, and jeans.

Anna Kendrick, whose ensembles consistently resemble those of Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Second Baseman Howie Kendrick, illustrates the importance of exemplary airport attire and reacquires her femininity in this flirty floral scarf, relaxed tan jacket, black skinny jeans, and brown wedges.

Brooklyn Decker, whose second cinematic endeavor of this summer, Battle Ship, also premieres this weekend, absolutely owns this shimmering gray long sleeved dress, which she curiously pops with this camel colored skinny belt.

Lovely In Lilac

This spring's hottest lip color is Lilac. It is fresh, gorgeous, vibrant, and the greatest part of all is this color looks smashing on just about anyone. You just have to find the right shade for your skin tone. If you have fair skin, aim for a lips with more of a pink tone and if you have medium to dark skin, look for lip color that skews more violet. Below are some adorable celebrities who rock this sassy color.

Cameron Diaz rocks lilac with her medium skin tone complimenting her beach waves and piercing blue eyes.

My girl crush, Katy Perry sparkles in this popular lip color while promoting her fragrance. This particular tint looks beautiful against her fair skin.

Ashley Greene knows how to wear this shade of lilac while at the Twilight Saga Eclipse premiere. It looks elegant and feminine against her fair to medium skin tone and light brown hair.

Get lovely lilac lips below.

Glo Minerals Lilac Luster Lip Gloss is amazing and only for $16.

Bobbi Brown has a great Lilac Sugar Shimmer Lip Gloss for $23.

Tango Into Tangerine

Sizzle this Spring and Summer with one of warm weather's hottest hues: Tangerine. This audacious and expressive color comes in a variety of shades, ensuring it will perfectly compliment any skin tone. Behold these fabulous celebrities flaunting this bold pop of color.

Frieda Pinto rocked a Nina Ricci frock while at a Hollywood event. She makes the look fun with sequin nude sandals.

Katherine Heigl looks adorable in this tangerine colored sweater. While this look is casual, she manages to make it sweet and sassy with a bold necklace choice.

Elle Macpherson rocks this color with white jeans and fabulous wedges. She completes the look with a cute belt.

Cameron Diaz sports this bright hued color at a Vanity Fair party in LA. She perfects the look with simple jewelry and a crisp white clutch.

Get this charming color in the pieces listed below.

 This unique Parker Cutout Shoulder Tie Front Shirt is at Nordstrom for $187.

These totally awesome 'Mercy' Crop Stretch Jeans by Cookie Johnson are at Nordstrom for $150.

This precious Isabella Fiore 'Santa Fe Blake' Hobo is also found at Nordstrom for $495.

These radical Madison Harding 'Jackson' Sandals are $277 at Nordstrom.

2012 Academy Awards Best and Worst Dressed

Four hours before The Artist took home the Oscar for Best Picture, some celebrities resembled a masterpiece on the red carpet, while others resembled an afternoon shared by a two year old's fingers and two gallons of Sherwin-Williams. Below, are my Best and Worst Dressed of the 2012 Academy Awards.

Best Dressed

Octavia Spencer shined in this Tadashi Shoji gown and was able to own it while winning her first Academy Award for Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role for "The Help."

Milla Jovovich's Elie Saab dress was clean, simple, elegant and full of sparkle. She caught the eye of everyone around her and perfected the look with a dark lip color and soft wavy hair.

Stacy Keibler donned this stunning, crisp, sexy gold gown by Marchesa and as every woman knows, she displayed the evenings premiere accessory, George Clooney.

Worst Dressed

Viola Davis should have asked for help before choosing this hideous, green Vera Wang. How could a designer synonymous with the word wedding, produce a dress so poorly?!

Cameron Diaz usually grabs my attention and I typically love all of her choices, especially when she decides to make a debut on the red carpet. But, her Gucci gown this year was a disappointment. Also, can we just add: "Get a bra!" 

It is sad to see America's Sweetheart, Sandra Bullock, miss on the red carpet. This Marchesa gown looks like a complete mess. While the dress fits her figure beautifully, you are slow to see it because the detail of the dress consumes all of your attention.