Friday, July 20, 2012

Les Chic, Les Chien (Week Four)


Each week, I review one hundred looks, half of which induce the phonetic uh-mey-zing and half of which induce more violent vomit than the night Jake chose Vienna. With this series (translation: the cool, the rotten), you will ascertain, via my eyes, why an ensemble should spend an evening as your apparel or why an ensemble should spend an evening inside a nondescript box whose ultimate destination is the Salvation Army.



I honestly could not decide which photo I liked best of Miranda Kerr this week. So, I made it simple and chose to feature both. While I absolutely adore the Victoria's Secret model, she looked super amazing in a flowy striped tee and jeans. Her gorgeous pink lipstick made that smile of hers even more charming and Miranda knew how to complete the look with those sassy sunnies. Earlier in the week, she dazzled in the yummy red-hot dress and bright heels. She paired a casual bun (she totes knows how to perfect one), her sunnies and shoulder bag with the ensemble. Both days, the perfect model mama had her best accessory, son Flynn, with her. 


While I have never been a fan of Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett, (her obnoxious personality and terrible taste in fashion pushed me over the edge) I really am NOT a fan of her now. I appreciate running errands in sweats or workout gear (for convenience only) but are her boobs seriously so large that a sports bra won't support her? Either it is time to honestly consider a breast reduction (she needs to be more proportioned in size anyway) or acknowledge the must to stock up on several more bras. Honey, you need some MAJ support. Lean on sexy, Miranda Kerr to assist you in some advice on how to rock a classic summer bun. The obvious states: Victoria's Secret always wins over Playboy.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

White On White On White

White is the "it" color for the summer. You simply cannot go wrong with this bright and crisp hue. Lately, the way to perfect this color is by going out with an all white ensemble. Below are the best ways to get this look without exaggerating the style. 

Angelina Jolie owns this classy and flawless all white suit accompanied with nude heels. She totes around a bold black handbag to provide the perfect amount of elegant lady.

My love, Kim Kardashian flashes a super peachy all white outfit. She works together a white blazer, white top and white jeans. She sports adorbs snake skin heels and a beige tote. Bible! I bet Kanye is going cray for this look.

On the go girl, Bridget Moynahan shines in an effortless and sweet light weight white tee and white skinny jeans. She carries her white bag and rocks some fab sunnies, to give off the perfect summer chic vibe.

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Keep Makin' Me Ill (Week Six)

I have what the unenlightened would deride as a compulsion, fetish, infatuation, or obsession, yet I value as a virus every male and female should contract, Seriously Irresistible Shoes Syndrome. I need clothes (how many consecutive afternoons can one wear Lauren Conrad leggings? Love you LC), however when I even glimpse espadrilles, flats, sandals, stilettos, or wedges; necessities be damned! My eyes shimmer, my heart flutters, and within two hours, I’m reorganizing my closet because last week’s pair has new neighbors.


Get these detailed and smokey colored Gucci 'Johanna' Wedges ($625). Perfect with dark washed jeans and a floral, flowy top. Don't forget those fab sunnies!

I adore these unique Sam Edelman 'Katie' Sandals ($150) which would be precious with a linen, black or brown dress. I want these as much as I want Mitt Romney to win the 2012 Presidential Election.

Beyond adorbs (and marked down!) Jessica Simpson 'Stevania' Sandals ($49) are just darling for a picnic or summer BBQ. Pair with a maxi dress, maxi skirt or mini dress. The perfect summer wedge for 2012.

Everyone could use a little Jimmy Choo in their closet! These classy and chic 'Baxen' Wedge Pump shoes ($650) are beyond amaze and seriously work well with business attire (blouse and pencil skirt) or jeans and solid top.

 I love these Sam Edelman 'Neva' Sandals ($140) which own amazing crystal detail and go great with any outfit you wish. My fash choice would be a hot pink flowy mini dress with big diamond stud earrings and hair in a braid or bun.