Les Chic, Les Chien (Week Eight)

Each week, I review one hundred looks, half of which induce the phonetic uh-mey-zing and half of which induce more violent vomit than the night Jake chose Vienna. With this series (translation: the cool, the rotten), you will ascertain, via my eyes, why an ensemble should spend an evening as your apparel or why an ensemble should spend an evening inside a nondescript box whose ultimate destination is the Salvation Army.

So many people tell me how much I resemble Camilla Belle. I am totes going to take that as a compliment, especially after this week. I love love love her printed summer frock and adore her added matching belt that enhances her curves. She mixes funky gold earrings, a simple diamond necklace, fun bangles and a pink pastel shoulder bag while supplying the perfect touch with unique sunnies. Thank god I didn't chop off my hair last week, even better reason to look like this goddess. Amazing!

Amanda Bynes has had a rough year and it looks like she is taking it on while going all out in this miserable looking outfit. Since when was it okay to mix floral, flag print and leopard all in one. Don't forget to mention the fact she has a checker Louis Vuitton wallet and quilted black leather Chanel handbag. What went wrong? Well, everything. Nothing meshes together AT ALL. Oh Amanda, I know you're all about being funny but please lets just stick to the movies. After this, I'm not sure you'll ever be cast again.

I Spy Polka Dots!

Fashion, it seems, has come full circle, again. Polka dots first became popular on clothing in the late nineteeth century in Britain. Lately, the fashion world has started moving back to a more ladylike style. Polka dots are always a classic, yet uplifting and fun print that can make any outfit. But, don't be fooled. Not all polka dot prints are fab. There is a fine (dotted, of course) line between sophisticated and silly. Try monochromatic dots and pair them with neutral or plain pieces (jeans, white t-shirt etc.)

Amanda Bynes looks gorgeous in an adorable dot dress with cute lace detail at the top. Keep your hair simple, don't overdo your makeup and always remember to add a dot of lip gloss.

Rachel Bilson keeps it simple with a black sweater, cute rolled jeans and adorable boots. She adds her pop of fun with a festive polka dot scarf.

Lauren Conrad always knows how to dress cute. She pairs her polka dot top with an adorable black skirt and studded belt. She keeps it simple with wavey california girl hair and simple makeup. She does this look just right, with adding minimual jewelry while her top and belt make the statement for her.

Victoria Beckham keeps it classy in all black sunnies with her polka dot jacket and black birkin bag. Mrs. Beckham knows how to look like she runs the world while keeping it under wraps and in style.

Try for the adorable Kate Spade Polka Dot Regina Top on sale now for $112 at katespade.com

The adorbale Twelfth Street by Cynthia Vincent Polka Dot Dress at Barney's is on sale now for $169.

Look for this adorable Marc by Marc Jacobs Dot-Print Scarf at Neiman Marcus for $198.

This fun and classic top is perfect to pair with black skinnies or black leggings. Get the Polka Dot Printed Top at Zara for $60.